Maniacal Confessions

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Tiny Living

Simply Flanders

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?! Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. No children have ever… Continue Reading →

I Thought It Was Grail-Shaped

Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? You don’t vote for kings. Bloody Peasant! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. But you are dressed as one… Why do you think… Continue Reading →

Fixing the Tardis in the Nick of Time

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor… Continue Reading →

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