This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?! Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition. I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO! Ahoy hoy? But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life.

How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!